I am very excited about my new biometric American passport. And I really hope that I get to see it someday. Because like just about everything else that happened in 2016, it’s gotten . . . complicated. It all started simply enough. To avoid even the remote possibility of a hiccup in my ability to travel, I applied for renewal six months before my passport’s March 2017 expiration date. I was in Seville at the time, and as I knew there was a family issue that might require a quick trip back to the States, the US consular agent in Seville arranged for me file for renewal without relinquishing my current passport. The new passport would, he said, be waiting for me on my return. And it would be one of the new, improved biometric passports. Reading up on it afterwards, I learned it would contain a microchip and antenna capable of authenticating identity electronically, including facial, fingerprint, and iris recognition. “Did I get a retinal scan during the application process?” I asked Rich. “I don’t remember any of this high tech stuff!” Possibly it’s just storing my stated height, weight, and hair color for now, but I think we can all see where this is headed. With my new passport (supposedly) sorted, Rich and I returned to the States for a visit that lasted longer than expected. Then a few weeks ago, a friend casually remarked, “You know, you can’t go to other countries on a passport that’s valid for less than 90 days.” Yikes! I hurriedly contacted the US State Department and the Spanish government, explaining the situation and mentioning my long-term Spanish residency visa; nobody seemed to think travel would be an issue for me. Whew! So it wasn’t until we actually booked airline tickets that we hit the brick wall. There was no way, the airline informed us, that I was getting on that international flight without a passport valid for 90 days. Naturally we discovered this when there were 87 days left on my current passport. Meanwhile, the US consular agency in Seville closed down, and my new passport was forwarded to the US Embassy in Madrid. They explained I was welcome to pick it up in person or they’d mail it to my Spanish address. Could they send the passport to me in California? No. “What are you supposed to do?” Rich said. “Wait here for ten years until it expires and then apply for another one?” “I suppose it’s a matter of national security,” I said. “They’re guarding against theft.” But I soon realized it wasn’t about protection, it was about postage. As instructed, I’d attached €5 worth of Spanish domestic stamps to the renewal form, but these couldn’t be used for international delivery. I was a bit taken aback to learn that the Embassy was perfectly willing to send the passport to any Spanish address I gave them, so a friend could forward it to me in California. That seemed a trifle casual, but I was so grateful there was a solution that I wasn’t about to challenge the wisdom of their protocols. All this took a remarkable amount of time, and now, of course, we are down to the wire. Rich and I have tickets to fly out of California on Tuesday, January 17. With all of Spain shut down to celebrate Three Kings Day, it will be Monday, January 9, before the passport can be dispatched to me. But none of that is the worrying part. At the moment, our little town of San Anselmo, CA is scurrying for sandbags and rubber boots, bracing itself for the worst storm in years and the very real probability of major flooding. Every twenty years or so, a torrential downpour coincides with an incoming tide, causing the little creek to overflow the banks and storm drains, filling downtown San Anselmo — my neighborhood — with waist-high floodwater. So I’m picturing my new passport arriving during the predicted week-long deluge and, in the casual tradition of deliveries in our small town, being left on the welcome mat. I imagine the package sitting at the front door unnoticed as the flood evacuation siren sounds, sending us racing out the back door toward higher ground, while the raging torrent snatches my passport off the welcome mat, carries it down into the storm drains, and eventually deposits it on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. But hey, I’m an optimist. This December alone I survived an earthquake, evacuation in a previous flood alert, a day-long power outage in near-freezing temperatures, and several furnace breakdowns. Somehow I’m not surprised that my new high tech passport has been delayed by such old-school issues as postage stamps, a religious holiday, and now, quite possibly, a flood of Biblical proportions. I’m positive there is a slim chance I’ll take delivery of my passport next week so I can return to Seville — God willing and the creek don’t rise. So how's winter been treating you this year?
Milton Strauss
1/6/2017 06:25:42 pm
OMG, Karen. You are not only an optimist, but unflappable in the face of all this, that would make most mortals melt into a pile of protoplasm or blow up.
Karen McCann
1/6/2017 08:50:55 pm
Milt, if I could figure out how to melt into a pile of protoplasm I would probably go that route. Balked of that option, I am just putting one foot in front of the other. And don't be fooled, my friend, your new USA passport will be biometric. Right now we're all filling out a simple form and somehow a little data is trickling onto that chip. What will it contain in the future? That is above my pay grade. Interesting times.
Karen McCann
1/6/2017 08:51:31 pm
Thanks, Maria. Fingers crossed!
Lois Boubong
1/6/2017 06:50:33 pm
OMG Karen, I can't stop laughing. You amaze me how you manage to blog with humor while facing travel nightmares. I know you're both more than ready to return to sunny Spain. I'm sending good thoughts your way. Stay dry; stay safe.
Karen McCann
1/6/2017 08:54:15 pm
Thanks for the good thoughts! It has been a wild ride in California lately, and I am hoping to get back to Sevilla soon. I need to rest up after all the excitement.
Tracy
1/6/2017 07:40:43 pm
OMG, Karen. Talk about a perfect storm of mishaps! Bureaucratic snafus of epic proportions AND a storm of Biblical proportions. Good luck with it all, friend!
Karen McCann
1/6/2017 08:55:53 pm
Thanks, Tracy. Our sandbags are in place, the garden furniture is piled up on the deck, and we've laid in a supply of canned food. What could possibly go wrong?
whitey
1/6/2017 10:12:11 pm
Hey its snowing in Dallas !!! Do you want some snow?
Karen McCann
1/7/2017 09:10:52 pm
Snowing in Dallas? Wow. Didn't think that ever happened. Thanks for the kind offer but I'll pass. Not a fan of the white stuff after 20 years in Cleveland's snow belt!
Nancy Solak
1/7/2017 01:26:50 am
HOLY CROW! Well, you got me laughing too. And a lot of what you went through (and might go through) is no laughing matter. I guess this is all good training for the coming apocalypse now that we're about to be ruled by an old-born king.
Karen McCann
1/7/2017 09:11:50 pm
I do kind of feel like we're living in the pages of Worst Case Scenario Handbook.
Sonia Phillips
1/7/2017 02:14:15 am
It is true everthing is getting more complicated, when in this technical age things are supposed to be easier. Hope you stay warm and dry. Here in Terrigal Australia we are enjoying beautiful summer weather. Went for a swim in the ocean this morning, it was magic.
Karen McCann
1/7/2017 09:15:33 pm
How nice to think that somewhere in the world it's a lovely summer day, suitable for swimming in the ocean. Enjoy it, Sonia!
Laurie Rodney
1/7/2017 03:59:51 am
I so enjoy your writing and keeping up with you and Rich (If that is even possible) and thank you for the reminder. My passport expires March 2017 and I definitely want to be able to leave the country if necessary. On it now!
Karen McCann
1/7/2017 09:16:49 pm
Great to hear from you Laurie. And yes, get that passport in the works pronto! I know you're a world traveler and will be needing it soon for your next adventure.
Katie Greene
1/7/2017 07:30:03 am
Oh, Karen! It must be all your traveling that keeps you so calm about this! I would be absolutely nuts!! Hope it all works out well soon! Thank goodness I've got a few years left on mine. Believe me, after reading this, I will definitely apply early! Happy New Year to you and Rich! BTW...had a looooonnnggg talk with Margery the other night. Hope to see her soon. Hugs!
Karen McCann
1/7/2017 09:18:43 pm
Thanks, Katie; I'm sure it will all work out in the end. I can always schedule a nervous breakdown later, when I have time to indulge it fully. In the meantime,I've got good wine, chocolate, and friends, not necessarily in that order! 1/7/2017 05:37:48 pm
OMG, I so needed this. We've just stepped on to 'the long and winding road' that hopefully in some future time ( and while we are still young and healthy enough to use it), will lead to a residency permit for Greece. The processes, appointments, medical exams, etc. consular meetings here are all needing to be perfectly choreographed so that each falling domino hits the next at just the right time or we are back to the drawing board. At least the flood waters in the Northwest aren't rising!! Good luck~
Karen McCann
1/7/2017 09:20:10 pm
Good luck with the residency permit process, Jackie. It is a long and winding road, with lots of detours and dominoes. But worth the effort in the end!
Susan Jackson
1/8/2017 12:33:37 am
Good grief
Karen McCann
1/8/2017 12:47:19 am
Seriously! Storm is now moving in, not sure where my new passport is, and oh yes, last night someone got into our car. We're feeling a little insulted because they didn't bother to take anything. Never a dull moment around here! 1/8/2017 05:09:26 pm
I am also having a challenge renewing my US passport, but for different reasons. Living in Spain full-time, I can send mine to Madrid for renewal. However, I need what is the Spanish equivalent of a certified check, which I have been informed I can only get if I have a Spanish checking account. Really? I have avoided getting a Spanish bank account due to negative experiences ex-pat friends have had. So I have been trying for the last week to open a bank account. I am now in the waiting to hear step.
Karen McCann
1/9/2017 07:04:16 pm
Those Spanish bank accounts can be a bear, Dawn. Most are geared to people who regularly deposit a pay check or pension. We recently switched to IMG, which has a more flexible plan, saving us a lot of fees. But if you file in person for passport renewal, can't you pay in cash? Might be easier to travel to Madrid than open a bank account.
Jacquie K
1/9/2017 04:02:51 pm
YIKES, Karen! Can't believe it. Sorry to hear about that. I send all my "positive energy" to you. Hope everything works out. Really, really looking forward to seeing you in Seville. An overdue beer is pending!! LOL take care, un beso! have a safe flight.
Karen McCann
1/9/2017 07:05:26 pm
Thanks for the positive vibes, Jacquie! Much appreciated. Can't wait to get back to Seville so you and I can sit down over a beer and laugh about all this!
Rob Barta
1/11/2017 06:06:16 pm
Karen,
Karen McCann
1/12/2017 05:16:59 pm
The worst of the weather does seem to have passed, but as you know from driving in it, it was pretty crazy for a while there. San Anselmo seems to have dodged a bullet; major flooding avoided, although lots of minor stuff and two evacuations from low-lying homes like ours. Stay dry and safe out there, Rob, and see today's new post for details of our evacuation pandemonium. Comments are closed.
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