Of all the bonehead ideas floated in the 1950s — the curved-barrel machine gun for firing around corners, the vest-pocket ashtray, and bird diapers come to mind — the Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab for children is a hot contender for top prize. Giving a kid a box of radioactive uranium ore to play with at home — what could possibly go wrong? Incredibly, it was marketed as a safer alternative to the American Basic Science Club’s Atomic Energy Lab kit, which let youngsters experiment with both uranium and the far more radioactive radium. Frankly, it's a miracle anyone from that generation survived to adulthood.
Brushing up on fun yet terrifying facts about the 1950s was part of my prep for a recent date night — one of the strategies Rich and I use to keep things fresh after 33 years of marriage and five months of pandemic togetherness. The evening’s 1950s theme was inspired by our acquisition of an icon from the era: a metal porch glider. Durable, cheap, and surprisingly comfortable due to their springy construction and smooth rocking motion, gliders became the darling of post-WWII America, and when Rich and I ran across one at a bargain price in a second-hand store, we couldn’t resist its retro charm.
Going old-school on the date night menu, I served onion dip and chips, meatloaf, and corn on the cob. Updating them just enough to keep our arteries from hardening completely, I used yogurt instead of sour cream in the dip, and dug out my Unbelievably Moist Turkey Meatloaf recipe. After those virtuous substitutions, we felt free to slather the corn with butter and sprinkle on plenty of salt.
For entertainment, we listened to Elvis, Billie Holliday, and the Rat Pack as we played the Welcome Back to the 1950s Trivia Quiz, with questions like these:
What was the subject of Nixon’s “Checkers” speech?
A. Cocker Spaniel dog
B.The game of politics
C. A favorite pastime
What did the 1954 law Brown v. Board of Education prohibit?
A. School segregation
B. School sports
C. Affirmative action
[Way before your time? Find the answers below.]
Nothing says the fifties quite like low-budget sci-fi flicks with mutants covered in jelly, aliens in aluminum foil suits, and flying saucers crafted from actual saucers. I invited Rich to choose one of these classics B movies to watch.
He picked The War of the Worlds, whose special effects — laughably cheesy by modern standards — won an Oscar in 1953 and helped launch the modern sci-fi movie industry. The timing was perfect. The American public, having witnessed Nazism, Fascism, and our own pilots dropping atomic bombs on Japan, were already braced for global catastrophe. A “soul-chilling, hackle-raising” movie about Martians invading Earth resonated with the apocalyptic paranoia of their times — and our own.
“We’re living in a dystopian movie,” my brother Mike remarked the other day during a discussion of (what else?) the pandemic. “The question is: are we victims or heroes?”
I suspect most of us feel like a bit of both these days, wanting to cower under the covers until all this is over, then forcing ourselves to climb out of bed every morning and do what we can to look after ourselves and one another.
Mike’s question made me stop and consider what makes someone a hero. Hollywood likes to represent them as winner-takes-all champions, but in real life, heroism is mostly about showing up. Like the New York nurses who volunteered to go to Houston and are there now, running coronavirus testing clinics. Among them is Kristine Chan, who lost her grandfather to COVID-19. "July 17th was supposed to be my wedding in Cancun, Mexico,” she said. “But here I am in Texas.”
Grocery store workers are heroes, too, for keeping us all supplied with wine, food, toilet paper, and did I mention wine? And now they have to watch out for whackos like George Falcone of New Jersey. Annoyed when a supermarket employee reminded him to maintain social distance, he (allegedly) moved closer, coughed on her, and said he had coronavirus; he then spent 40 minutes harassing and threatening the staff. Yes, he’s facing charges now. But that doesn’t make it any easier for workers to go to their jobs, knowing the next whacko might actually have COVID-19.
Among our modern-day heroes, I count everyone who is out peacefully protesting against systemic racism and police brutality. My mother raised me to speak out against injustice, and like most people, I haven’t done it as often as I should, but I am doing it now. Mom once worked on a committee with one of her heroes, Coretta Scott King, who said, “It doesn't matter how strong your opinions are. If you don't use your power for positive change, you are, indeed, part of the problem.” Or as a popular meme puts it, “If you ever wondered what you would have done during the Holocaust, slavery, or the Civil Rights movement, just look at what you’re doing now.”
Real-life heroes rarely score an easy, comprehensive victory or stand tall in the last scene being cheered by thousands. Most quietly work for the common good, providing others with food, medical care, or the simple comfort of a lighthearted remark that brightens hearts on a dark day.
I have to admit I dozed off halfway through The War of the Worlds, but I woke up in time to see my fellow earthlings trembling in terror as the Martians rampaged across Earth zapping everything to dust with their death rays, unstoppable even by atomic bombs. Then at the eleventh hour (you’ll appreciate the irony of this!) the Martians were destroyed by a virus. The alien anatomy had no defense against our infectious germs. The film's protagonists were heroes not because they defeated the Martians, but because they helped hold humanity together until our luck turned.
Science fiction teaches us how to live in a nightmare world, where forces beyond our control are running amok and there’s no guarantee that we will win the day. Not everybody can lead a team of scientists cracking the code that will make the world safe for humanity. But we can all make everyday choices based on our better nature and common sense — for instance keeping our kids safer by wearing masks and not giving them radioactive atomic toy sets to play with.
“We are, in many ways, a hopeful species,” said sci-fi author Josh Vogt. “Hope gives us strength, and fantasy and science fiction … represent endless possibility and the belief that there is always something wild and wonderful yet to be discovered. Even if there’s danger or even death along the way, we have the ability to be brave and persevere in the hope of reaching a better existence.” So hang in there, everybody. Be brave, persevere, and when all else fails, watch cheesy sci-fi movies to learn how others managed to survive in scenarios even more hair-raising than our own.
[Quiz Answers: A. Accused of corruption, Nixon said the only gift he accepted was the dog Checkers. Also A. The court said, “Separate educational facilities are inherently unequal.”]
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7/23/2020 06:56:57 pm
Grew up in the 50s and never knew about the Atomic Energy Lab kit. Thanks for renewing my gratitude for having lived through those times. Like owning jackknives, using pea shooters, discharging BB guns, setting off firecrackers and lighting sparklers while wearing crinoline dresses wasn't dangerous enough! Didn't we have fun though?
7/24/2020 04:48:22 pm
Being a kid back then was risky business, Nancy, but you're so right, we did enjoy ourselves! And we learned a lot about being self-reliant and creating our own fun. Nobody was really worried much about safety in toys. I remember one of my brothers getting steel-tipped arrows for his birthday at quite a young age. What were my parents thinking? It's a miracle nobody lost an eye that summer!
7/23/2020 07:44:39 pm
Informative and entertaining article, as usual. We tend to be nostalgic about the Fifties, but that era certainly had its drawbacks, too. Thanks for reminding us.
7/24/2020 04:55:52 pm
So glad you liked the article, Dru; it's always fun to take a trip down memory lane. And while there were may great things about the fifties, in fact they were tough times for many — women, people of color, those with disabilities, and gays, to name but a few. To say nothing of kids, who were allowed to play with anything from uranium to BB guns to lawn darts. As a society, we have learned a lot since then!
7/23/2020 11:38:28 pm
Best date night ever. Maybe my fave of all your Blogs; lots of laughs and watery eyes. My heroes are people who risk their lives to make the world a better place or saves lives. I sent this Blog to Harvey as he has been asking me for weeks now. I didn't read it first but he ended up with the perfect start.I should practice hiding under my desk again. Peace, Freckle Face - what I was called back then.
7/24/2020 04:57:30 pm
Thanks, Freckle Face! So glad you liked the story of our back-to-the-50s date night. I can't believe that I didn't think to include a duck-and-cover drill in the evening's activities. Next time for sure!
7/24/2020 06:55:30 am
Among the zanier ideas in the 60s, Buster Brown Shoe chain used real xray machines to size kids shoes. We kids would go in and spend time with our feet in the xray machine whenever we went shopping. What fun! You could see your bones!
7/24/2020 05:00:29 pm
Yes, I remember those enthralling x-ray machines! We all loved them, and I couldn't wait to play with them while my brothers and sisters were trying on shoes. How did we ever survive those crazy times? Thanks for the memories, Vera!
7/24/2020 08:32:58 am
Heroes/heroines...good food for thought, Karen.
7/24/2020 05:02:13 pm
Thanks, Faye. These times require all of us to call on inner reserves we never realized we had — just as heroes and heroines have done throughout the ages.
7/26/2020 05:48:34 pm
I love the glider!!
7/27/2020 06:39:06 pm
Isn't it classic? Now if I could only figure out how to get it into my suitcase and take it back to Seville with me...
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